The Royal College of Psychiatric Patients by Jo McFarlane

600full-high-anxiety-screenshotThe Royal College of Psychiatric Patients

by Jo McFarlane

They met once a lunar month
in the hospital board room.

The manically elated
dictated the agenda

and the obsessive compulsives
went through the minutes
of the previous month’s meeting
with a fine tooth comb.

The schizophrenics
carried every motion with wild gesticulation.

The depressives
never spoke, just sat and smoked.

As for the Waterline Personality Disorders,
they were struck off long ago
for being a bunch of quacks!